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About
Daily tactical switcher that gauges how “hot/cold” and trendy markets are, then flips between volatility spikes (UVXY), leveraged stock funds (TQQQ/TECL/SOXL/SPXL), or safer bond/defensive funds (BIL/TMF/VIXY). Uses KMLM/RINF and bond signals; can tilt EM.
Checks daily: RSI (0–100 heat of recent buying; high=hot, low=cold), trend (price vs moving average), and market stress. If stocks look overheated it buys UVXY (benefits from volatility spikes). If trends/oversold favor offense it buys leveraged stock funds like TQQQ/TECL/SOXL/SPXL. If stress rises it shifts to T‑bills (BIL), long Treasuries (TMF), or defensive/vol funds (VIXY/VIXM/BTAL). It also reads KMLM (managed‑futures trend), RINF (inflation), bond‑vs‑stock, and can go long/short EM via EEM/EDC/EDZ.
An adaptive, multi-regime strategy delivering stronger OOS risk-adjusted returns: Sharpe ~1.28 vs SPY 1.06; annualized ~107% vs ~20%; Calmar ~2.42. It hedges volatility and uses trend/levered equity for diversified upside.
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Performance
Compared to selected benchmarks
| Alpha | Beta | R2 | R | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.33 | 0.66 | 0.02 | 0.14 |
Performance Metrics
| Cumulative Return | Annualized Return | Trailing 1M Return | Trailing 3M Return | Sharpe Ratio | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 64.32% | 11.87% | -1.77% | 0.2% | 0.73 | |
| 979,737.57% | 696.58% | -8.89% | 18.34% | 2.94 |
Initial Investment
$10,000.00
Final Value
$97,983,757.29Regulatory Fees
$289,696.43
Total Slippage
$2,063,670.57
Invest in this strategy
OOS Start Date
Jan 13, 2025
Trading Setting
Daily
Type
Stocks
Category
Tactical allocation, leveraged etfs, volatility hedging, trend-following, mean reversion, bonds, emerging markets, managed futures
Tickers in this symphonyThis symphony trades 46 assets in total
Ticker
Type
BIL
State Street SPDR Bloomberg 1-3 Month T-Bill ETF
Stocks
BND
Vanguard Total Bond Market
Stocks
BTAL
AGF U.S. Market Neutral Anti-Beta Fund
Stocks
DRN
Direxion Daily Real Estate Bull 3X ETF
Stocks
DRV
Direxion Daily Real Estate Bear 3X ETF
Stocks
EDC
Direxion Daily MSCI Emerging Markets Bull 3X ETF
Stocks
EDZ
Direxion Daily MSCI Emerging Markets Bear 3X ETF
Stocks
EEM
iShares MSCI Emerging Markets ETF
Stocks
FAS
Direxion Daily Financial Bull 3x ETF
Stocks
HIBL
Direxion Daily S&P 500 High Beta Bull 3X ETF
Stocks