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Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me
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Daily, rules toggle between UVXY when stocks look too hot; 3x tech/semis when trends are healthy or after sharp drops; and T‑bills/Treasuries or shorts when stress or inflation rises (guided by volatility, bond, and KMLM cues). Very high risk.
NutHow it works
Each day it turns a risk dial. If many stock funds look overheated by RSI (a speedometer of how fast prices climbed), it buys UVXY (tends to jump when fear spikes). Otherwise it reads KMLM (managed‑futures trends), bonds, and inflation. In calm trends it rides 3x growth funds (TQQQ/TECL/SOXL) or buys dips; in stress it parks in T‑bills (BIL), Treasuries (TMF), or shorts. Note: uses 3x and VIX funds; very high risk.
CheckmarkValue prop
Out-of-sample, this strategy delivers higher upside with strong risk metrics: ~126% annualized return vs ~21% for the S&P; Sharpe ~1.37 vs 1.05; Calmar ~2.83. Expect upside with potential large drawdowns in stress.
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Performance
Compared to selected benchmarks
AlphaBetaR2R
SPY
2.420.720.020.16
Performance Metrics
Cumulative ReturnAnnualized ReturnTrailing 1M ReturnTrailing 3M ReturnSharpe Ratio
SPY
67.15%13.16%1.36%5.73%0.78
Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me
852,824.36%783.33%22.45%87.82%3.06
Initial Investment
$10,000.00
Final Value
$85,292,436.18
Regulatory Fees
$220,696.91
Total Slippage
$1,568,666.60
Invest in this strategy
OOS Start Date
Jan 13, 2025
Trading Setting
Daily
Type
Stocks
Category
Tactical allocation, trend following, mean reversion, volatility hedge, leveraged etfs, risk-on/risk-off, managed-futures signal
Tickers in this symphonyThis symphony trades 0 assets in total
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FAQ

A Composer symphony is an automated trading strategy that executes trades based on parameters of your choice. Some symphonies are similar to holding one ETF in normal conditions and rotating to a different ETF when market conditions shift, for example a 5% drop in the S&P 500, while others use complex rules with dozens of triggers. However, complex doesn’t always mean better. A simple, well-structured symphony can be just as effective as an intricate one. Learn more about how symphonies work here.

"Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me" is currently performing the same as yesterday today. Performance updates in real time during market hours.

"Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me" is currently allocated toEDZ. Holdings automatically adjust as market conditions change based on the strategy's rules.

Year-to-date, "Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me" has returned 125.74%. You can adjust the performance chart above to view returns across different time horizons.

The maximum drawdown for "Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me" is 44.41%. The maximum drawdown measures the largest peak-to-trough decline. It's an important metric to evaluate risk and the strategy's behavior during market stress.

To invest in "Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me", simply click the Invest button on this page. You'll need to open an account with Composer if you don't have one yet, then you can start investing. Composer will automatically execute the trades for you based on the strategy's rules. Composer also supports trading individual stocks, ETFs, crypto, and options.